What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

girls lacrosse

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

At least I dont have AIDS.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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