Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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yes... that's the joke

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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