- Anti Joke

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

A black guy walks into a bar... 3 hours later He walks out...

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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Hello Braydon

A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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