What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

what do you call a gay guy Ej

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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