- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

Psychics.

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

try slamming a revolving door

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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