- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

Why is pi? Because circles.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.