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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.