- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

why is john so fat years of over eating

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

shauns beautiful

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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