- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

baby seal walks into a club

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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