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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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