"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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