Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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i'm funny

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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