- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

what do you call gingers ugly.

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

tims sty:)

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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