Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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