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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

Why did the dog eat poop?

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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