Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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child labor

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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womens rights

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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