- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

i have two hands.

What walks on it's hands My uncle

what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Pokemon go: Team mystic

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why is this funny? cause it is funny

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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