- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

bacon

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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