- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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