- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Jimmy Saville

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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