Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

President Donald Trump

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

This is not a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

one day i went to bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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