- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

Pokemon go: Team mystic

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Why is this funny? cause it is funny

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

Aaron Pfeifer likes men

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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