- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

PSN IS UP

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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