What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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Society.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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