- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

A baby seal walks into a club.

Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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