mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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Dylan is a person

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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Hey, Max!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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