- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

"knock knock" "Come in"

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

Flop dog

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

What's funnier than 24? 25

A homosexual walks into a church

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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