A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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Scott Gomez

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Netflix and chill

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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