- Anti Joke

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

This sentence is false.

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

the little pink lady joke: There once was a little pink lady who lived in a little pink house. One day, she was in her little pink bed when her little pink doorbell rang. So she gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, crosses her little pink room, openes her little pink door, goes down her little pink hallway, goes down her little pink stairs, and to her little pink door. She openes her little pink door, and there is a postman standing on her little pink mat. The postman says: "Does Mr Green live here?" The little pink lady said: "No." So she closes her little pink door, goes back up her little pink staircase, down her little pink corridor, into her little pink room, takes off her little pink slippers and hops into her little pink bed. Then her little pink doorbell rings again. So she gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, crosses her little pink room, openes her little pink door, goes down her little pink hallway, goes down her little pink stairs, and to her little pink door. She openes her little pink door, and there is a postman standing on her little pink mat. The postman says: "Does Mr White live here?" The little pink lady said: "No." So she closes her little pink door, goes back up her little pink staircase, down her little pink corridor, into her little pink room, takes off her little pink slippers and hops into her little pink bed. And then her little pink doorbell rings again. So she gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, crosses her little pink room, openes her little pink door, goes down her little pink hallway, goes down her little pink stairs, and to her little pink door. She openes her little pink door, and there is a postman standing on her little pink mat. The postman says: "Does Mr Brown live here?" The little pink lady said: "No." So she closes her little pink door, goes back up her little pink staircase, down her little pink corridor, into her little pink room, takes off her little pink slippers and hops into her little pink bed. Finally, its breakfast time, so the little pink lady gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, goes out of her little pink room and to her little pink kitchen. Inside, there are 3 men. 2 are eating cheerios, 1 is eating an apple. This proves that cheerios are more popular than apples!

Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

Knock Knock Yes?

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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