- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

what do you call gingers ugly.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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