- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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