- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

Who wants pizza crusts?

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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