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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

My butt!!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Death.

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

skurfboards we love fat kids

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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