- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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