Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Anti Joke

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