- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

baby seal walks into a club

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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