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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

Prostitution is bad.......

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

i have two hands.

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

What walks on it's hands My uncle

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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