- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Faithful men.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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