- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

to get to the other side.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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