What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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