What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Woman Rights

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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knock knock piss off

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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