So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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Give me thumbs up!

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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modern love

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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Black People.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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