What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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child labor

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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gay marriage.

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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A black guy gets a job...

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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