What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

At least I dont have AIDS.

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

knock knock. come in.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

elen degeneres is straight....

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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