What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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Help I'm being raped!

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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