What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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This is not a joke

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HEY YOU!!!!

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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