- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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