When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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knock knock who's there aids

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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woman's rights

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