Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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Not a joke.

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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NAACP

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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