An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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Harry Styles

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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Jersey Shore

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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