When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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Membean

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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shut up iggy

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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Penisland

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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this is not a joke

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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