- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Bradon Cheey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! BANG BANG BANG >:D

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