- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

69...you know how awkward this is now...

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Kefka > Sephiroth

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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