- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

1 + 1 = 3

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

Justin Bieber.

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? thunk

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