- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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