- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

This is not a joke

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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