- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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