What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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Gun Control

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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A mans opinion.

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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