Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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A black guy gets a job...

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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