your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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child labor

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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gay marriage.

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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A black guy gets a job...

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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Hi

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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