- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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