When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

thumb_up thumb_down +14

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

thumb_up thumb_down +14

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

thumb_up thumb_down +12

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops