- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

whos the bitch now!?! you are.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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